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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

your-lies-ruin-lives:

"I’m prolife.. I never put one ahead of the other!" 


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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

rnutualfollow:

do u ever meet someone who’s like the human version of a pitbull song